Why I'm a Little Different


My mission is to make sure every couple has the perfect ceremony for their big day. Not what I have already, but what YOU want.


I want every client to feel seen, heard and adored. I want them to be comfortable and happy they had me with them on one of the most important days of their life.


There is nothing I won't do for my couples. Except felonies... if I think I might get caught.


What I Offer

Wedding Ceremonies

I will develop, write and deliver the ceremony that YOU want. I don't argue, I don't bite. I make sure it's yours before I speak.

Writing Only

Do you just need help with your vows? What about a fantastic attendant speech? Dad? Looking at you. You need a hand?

unprofessional counseling

If you want some useless, but possibly thought-provoking 'counseling' ahead of time, I can help.


It's one of the quieter things I do, but if you need a professional to speak at a loved one's memorial, please reach out.

How can I help?

I’m here for you. Just tell me what you need, and I’ll make it happen!